A HILARIOUS excerpt from the Iwatobi-Samezuka Joint Practice Drama CD that came with the Volume 1 DVD released today (credit goes to fencer-x for the audio rip ^^)
First, some context: the Iwatobi gang was testing out a camera recording and the video playback got messed up for some reason and reigisa shenanigans happen LOL
Haruka: Rei, what’s wrong?
Rei: When I try to playback the recording, the video camera is…!!!
[pushes play] [incoherent fuzzy noise]
Rei: UGHHH it just won’t go back to normal!
Makoto: Let me see!
Rei’s Voice: NO….WATER!!!!!!
Makoto: It’s no good…seems like it’s completely broken…
Nagisa: Hey, let me check it out too~
Rei’s voice: NO….WATERRRR!!!! NO WATER!!!!!!
[Nagisa continues to play Rei’s same line over and over]
Rei’s Voice: NO NO NO WATER WATERRRRR!!! NO WATER!!!!!
[Haru freaks out]
Rei’s Voice (continued): NO WATER NO WATER NOOOOOO WATERRRRR!!!!!!
[Nagisa continues to play Rei’s voice over and over again]
Makoto: This line is putting Haru through a lot of pain! Stop it, Nagisa!
Nagisa: Ehhh?? Oh…uh…then….uhhhhHH UHHHH….
[pushes play again]
Rei’s Voice: WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER
Nagisa: Just…a little bit more…
[pushes play again]
Rei’s Voice: WATER WATERRRRR
Nagisa: Oh yeah, just like this…
Rei’s Voice (in seductive slow motion): Water…….waaaatttteeerrrrrr……
[Haruka freaks out again]
Makoto: Hey wait…Haru~!!!
Nagisa: Hehe, how about a little bit more…
Rei: PLEASE STOP PLAYING AROUND!
NAGISA YOU LITTLE SHIT WANTING TO LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S VOICE OVER AND OVER AND TORMENTING HARU LOL
respect but no fucking way
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
this is my FAVORITE one so far
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.
i want an update on this
FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN
A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.
Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.
Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.
‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.
The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)
‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’
After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.
‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.
Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.
Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.
I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..
Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be
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